Got this email the other day, and figured I would simply post it as is.  There is an email on the bottom, where I would think you would send your submissions:
To The Editor.

I am writing on behalf of Nickerson Research in Los Angeles, which is working on a new television promo for the upcoming [...]

Remember the Terrible Towel stomping incident after the Titans beat the Steelers in December? While it means little now, today’s edition of The Tennessean has a tidbit about the whole incident once again and how the Steelers are now in the big game, while the Titans are sitting at home:
So when the Titans stomped [...]

See you next week for the rematch – WHOOPS! The Titans found out the hard way you don’t mess with two things – the American Flag and the Terrible Towel!